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Trusted by thousands
Chosen by thousands of customers across the UK for straightforward tattoo preparation and care.
No Nonsense Tattoo Care
More than just cream.
Prepare before, stay comfortable during and care for your tattoo after.
Why shop with us
No confusion. No nonsense.
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02 / DELIVERY
Free UK delivery
Free UK delivery on every order, with no minimum spend and no unexpected shipping charge at checkout.
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Same-day dispatch
Order before 3pm Monday to Friday and we’ll dispatch your order the same day.
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CUSTOMER FAVOURITES
OUR MOST IN-DEMAND PRODUCTS.
The tattoo essentials our customers choose most — from our best-selling creams to mid-session refreshers and everyday tattoo care.
Platinum Ultra XL – High Strength Numbing Cream (30g)
Sale price£44.99
Regular price£49.99
Silver Strength 70 Numbing Cream – Fast Acting Comfort. Simple. Reliable.(10g)
Sale price£12.99
Regular price£15.99
Numbing Refresher Spray(30ml)
Sale price£18.99
THE NO NONSENSE PROMISE
CLEAR PRODUCTS. STRAIGHTFORWARD SERVICE.
We keep things simple — practical products, clear guidance and support without the unnecessary noise.
CLEAR INFORMATION
Straightforward product and application guidance so you know what you’re buying.
PRACTICAL PRODUCTS
A focused range designed around real tattoo sessions and everyday aftercare.
REAL SUPPORT
UK-based help with products, application and order questions when you need it.
REAL CUSTOMER FEEDBACK
REAL CUSTOMERS. REAL EXPERIENCES.
Photo and video feedback from customers who have used No Nonsense products around their tattoo sessions.
SEE WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAYCOMPLETE YOUR TATTOO AFTERCARE ROUTINE
Everything you need to cleanse, nourish and keep your tattoo looking its best.
No Nonsense Tattoo Care – Daily Care Lotion (190ml)
Sale price£24.99
No Nonsense Tattoo Wash – Gentle Cleansing Wash (250ml)
Sale price£24.99
No Nonsense Tattoo Glow – Tattoo Vibrancy Oil (150ml)
Sale price£29.99
No Nonsense Tattoo Aftercare Balm – Healing & Skin Repair (50g)
Sale price£9.99
TATTOO AFTERCARE
WHAT’S INSIDE OUR AFTERCARE RANGE?
Our tattoo aftercare range is made with carefully selected, skin-loving ingredients designed to nourish, moisturise and support freshly tattooed skin.
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▶ WATCH: HOW TO USE YOUR CREAM
HOW TO APPLY YOUR NUMBING CREAM.
Watch our quick step-by-step video showing how to apply your No Nonsense numbing cream before your tattoo session.
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APPLY A THICK LAYER
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COVER WITH CLING FILM
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LEAVE FOR 60–90 MINS
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NO NONSENSE. JUST RESULTS.
TRUSTED BY THOUSANDS ACROSS THE UK.
Straightforward numbing care for before and during tattoo sessions, backed by a growing community of customers.
26,000+
ORDERS FULFILLED
20,000+
CUSTOMERS SERVED
6,500+
RETURNING CUSTOMERS
WHY NO NONSENSE
EXPLORE THE RANGE
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SIMPLE PRODUCTS. STRAIGHTFORWARD SUPPORT.
Clear guidance, practical products and support when you need it — without overcomplicating your tattoo preparation.
CLEAR GUIDANCE
Straightforward information to help you choose and use the right product for your session.
REAL CUSTOMER FEEDBACK
Reviews, photos and videos shared by customers using No Nonsense products.
UK-BASED SUPPORT
Help with product, application and order questions when you need it.
OUR PARTNERS
TRUSTED BY ARTISTS & STUDIOS.
Meet some of the tattoo artists and studios across the UK who use, support and work with No Nonsense.
PROUD TO WORK ALONGSIDE
FAQ
How long before my tattoo appointment should I apply the cream?
Apply a generous layer 60–90 minutes before your appointment to clean, dry, unbroken skin, then cover it with cling film. Remove the cream fully before your session and always complete a patch test 24 hours beforehand.
How long does the numbing effect last?
Depending on your skin type and the amount used, the numbing effect typically lasts between 4 to 6 hours. For longer sessions, you may need to reapply, but always consult your tattoo artist first.
Can I use the numbing cream for other procedures besides tattoos?
Yes! Our cream can also be used for piercings, laser hair removal, microblading, and other cosmetic procedures. Always follow proper usage instructions.
📅 Support Hours:- Mon–Fri: 9:00 AM–10:00 PM- Sat: 10:00 AM–8:00 PM- Sun: 10:00 AM–6:00 PM⏱️ Avg. Response: 4–6 hrs (within support hours)
Business Information
No Nonsense Numbing Cream Co
Email: painlesstattoos@nononsensenumbing.com
Address: Unit 153853, PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL